Post by EDEN CREST on Nov 10, 2011 2:19:27 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=style, width:410px; height:389px; padding: 5px; opacity: 0.9;] [STYLE=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/EH92g.png); webkit-border-radius: 0%; moz-border-radius: 100%; webkit-border-radius: 0%; border-radius: 100%; border: 4px solid #F2C4C4; width: 100px; height: 100px;] [/style] [STYLE=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/EH92g.png); webkit-border-radius: 0%; moz-border-radius: 100%; webkit-border-radius: 0%; border-radius: 100%; border: 4px solid #F2C4C4; width: 100px; height: 100px; opacity: 0.8;] [/style] [STYLE=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/EH92g.png); webkit-border-radius: 0%; moz-border-radius: 100%; webkit-border-radius: 0%; border-radius: 100%; border: 4px solid #F2C4C4; width: 100px; height: 100px; opacity: 0.6;] [/style] [STYLE=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/EH92g.png); webkit-border-radius: 0%; moz-border-radius: 100%; webkit-border-radius: 0%; border-radius: 100%; border: 4px solid #F2C4C4; width: 100px; height: 100px; opacity: 0.4;] [/style] [STYLE=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/EH92g.png); webkit-border-radius: 0%; moz-border-radius: 100%; webkit-border-radius: 0%; border-radius: 100%; border: 4px solid #F2C4C4; width: 100px; height: 100px; opacity: 0.2;] [/style][STYLE=float: right; margin-top: -600px; font-family: georgia; font-size: 35px; letter-spacing: -3px; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 0px #FFFFFF; text-transform: lowercase; border-bottom: 1px dotted #E0B6B6;]EDEN DELANEY CREST[/style] [STYLE=float: right; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: courier new; font-size: 10px; color: #C75050; line-height: 8px; margin-top: -555px; width: 287px; opacity: 0.8; letter-spacing: -1px; text-align: center; background-color: #ffffff; ]TWENTYTHREE - FEMALE - OFFICER - HOMOSEXUAL[/style] [STYLE=float: right; margin-top: -525px; font-family: georgia; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; text-transform: lowercase; color: #D63636; opacity: 0.9;]FRIENDSHIPS[/style] [STYLE= overflow: auto; width: 287px; height: 100px; float: right; font-size: 10px; font-family: arial; margin-top: -500px; color: #000000; opacity: 0.9;]Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Look, last night was a mistake. Who are those horrible orange men? Tell them I hate them. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Tell them I hate them. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.[/style] [STYLE=float: right; margin-top: -405px; font-family: georgia; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; text-transform: lowercase; color: #D63636; opacity: 0.8;]ADVERSARIES[/style] [STYLE= overflow: auto; width: 287px; height: 100px; float: right; font-size: 10px; font-family: arial; margin-top: -380px; opacity: 0.8; color: 000000;]Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? When will that be? Daylight and everything. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! It doesn't look so shiny to me. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.[/style] [STYLE=float: right; margin-top: -285px; font-family: georgia; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; text-transform: lowercase; color: #D63636; opacity: 0.7;]ROMANCE[/style] [STYLE= overflow: auto; width: 287px; height: 100px; float: right; font-size: 10px; font-family: arial; margin-top: -259px; opacity: 0.7; color: #000000;]Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?[/style] [STYLE=float: right; margin-top: -160px; font-family: georgia; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; text-transform: lowercase; color: #D63636; opacity: 0.6;]SPECIALS[/style] [STYLE= overflow: auto; width: 287px; height: 100px; float: right; font-size: 10px; font-family: arial; margin-top: -136px; opacity: 0.6; color: #000000;]Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. One hundred dollars. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Bite my shiny metal ass. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Moving along… I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you![/style] |
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